Kids...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Sun, 17 Nov 1996 19:34:44 +0000


Hiya People...

Here's another one from Ingrid...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

>From "Deep Thoughts" by Jack Handey ...

When a kid asks why it's raining, I think a cute thing to say is, 'God
is crying.'  

And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to say is,
'Probably something YOU did.'


One thing kids love is to be tricked. For instance, one time I told my
nephew I was taking him to Disneyland. I drove him around the city for a
while, then pulled into a burned-out vacant lot.  'Oh, no!' I said.
'Disneyland burned down!' 

He cried a lot, but deep down I think he thought it was pretty funny.