The Loony Bin
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Tue, 12 Nov 1996 14:45:01 +0000
Hiya Loonies...
Here's another short one...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
Passeger: Shouldn't you stop for a red light? You'll get a fine.
Driver: No, my brother does this all the time: he's never fined.
(They drive past the next red light.)
Driver: My brother does it all the time.
(Then a green light turns up. This time, the driver stops.)
Passager: Why stop before a green light?
Driver: My brother might be coming from the other side.