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Mon, 11 Nov 1996 15:41:52 +0000
Hiya People...
Here's something on the end of the world, sent to us by Shelley...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it?
USA TODAY: We're Dead
THE WALL STREET JOURNAL: Dow Jones Plummets as World Ends
NATIONAL ENQUIRER: O.J. and Nicole, Together Again
PLAYBOY: Girls of the Apocalypse
MICROSOFT SYSTEMS JOURNAL: Apple Loses Market Share
VICTORIA'S SECRET CATALOG: Our Final Sale
SPORTS ILLUSTRATED: Game Over. The Last New Thing.
ROLLING STONE: The Grateful Dead Reunion Tour
READERS DIGEST CONDENSED: 'Bye
DISCOVER MAGAZINE: How Will The Extinction Of All Life As We
Know It Affect The Way We View The Cosmos?
TV GUIDE: Death and Damnation: NIELSON RATINGS SOAR!
LADY'S HOME JOURNAL: Lose 10 Lbs By Judgment Day With Our New
"Armageddon" Diet!!
AMERICA ONLINE: System Temporarily Down. Try Calling Back
in 15 Minutes.
INC. MAGAZINE: Ten Ways You Can Profit From The
Apocalypse.
SUN: Armageddon-Tolerant Software Now Available!
THE VATICAN PRESS: "Told You So"