The Loony Bin
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Thu, 7 Nov 1996 11:38:42 +0000
Hiya All...
Here's a watermelon story from Alan...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
There was a farmer who grew watermelons.
He was doing pretty well, but he was disturbed by some local kids who
would sneak into his watermelon patch at night and eat all his
watermelons.
After some careful thought, he came up with a clever idea that he
thought would scare the kids away for sure. So he made up a sign and
posted it in the field.
The next day, the kids show up and they see a sign saying "Warning! One
of the watermelons in this field has been injected with cyanide."
So the kids run off and make up their own sign and post it next to the
farmer's sign.
The farmer shows up the next week and looks over the field. He notices
that no watermelons are missing, but reads the sign next to his :"Now
there are two !!!"