The Loony Bin
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Thu, 7 Nov 1996 01:14:28 +0000
Hiya Loonies...
A story from heaven...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
Gerty, Alice, Betty, and Caroline have died, so they go on up to heaven.
When they get there, God greets them and says "Whatever you do, DON'T
STEP ON THE BLACK CLOUD!!!"
A few days later, Caroline sees Alice walking with this UGLY, UGLY guy.
*Really* ugly.
She says "Alice, What happened?"
Alice miserably responds "I stepped on the black cloud."
A couple of days after that, Caroline sees Betty, walking with an even
*uglier* guy. I'm talking REALLY, REALLY UGLY.
Caroline says "What happened?"
Betty miserably responds "I stepped on the black cloud."
A few days after that, Caroline sees Gerty walking with a hottie. He is
REALLY cute. Any girl on earth would DIE just to go out with him. He's a
real eye-popper.
Caroline asks "What happened?"
The GUY miserably responds "I stepped on the black cloud."