The Loony Bin
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Wed, 30 Oct 1996 15:21:53 +0000
Hiya Loonies...
Another light bulb joke...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
Q: How many usenet users does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 435,235
1 to change the bulb
4 to tell him he should have done it differently
365 to point out spelling/grammar errors in first 5 posts
1834 to flame the spell checkers
4598 to correct spelling in spelling flames
6785 to say please move to alt.spelling.lite.bulb
15,467 to say stop cross posting to soc.women, and alt.all.men.are.scum
23,456 to endlessly debate which method is superoir
236,789 to concatanate all articles to date, and quote them to say "Me
Too".
106,345 to quote the Me Toos and add "Me Too"
1 to propose new alt.change.lite.bulb newsgroup
89,345 to say this is just what alt.physic.cold_fusion was meant for
10,584 votes for alt.lite.bulb
And the remaining 49754 ? They are the ones who tell you your math is
wrong