The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
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Wed, 30 Oct 1996 15:21:53 +0000
Hiya Loonies... Another light bulb joke... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx *************<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>************* *****<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>*****<bloodaxe@geocities.com>***** *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** Archive: http://eleceng.ukc.ac.uk/~pjw/loonies/ *** *** *** *******************Internet Goddess******************** **********************ANDROMEDA************************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- Q: How many usenet users does it take to change a light bulb? A: 435,235 1 to change the bulb 4 to tell him he should have done it differently 365 to point out spelling/grammar errors in first 5 posts 1834 to flame the spell checkers 4598 to correct spelling in spelling flames 6785 to say please move to alt.spelling.lite.bulb 15,467 to say stop cross posting to soc.women, and alt.all.men.are.scum 23,456 to endlessly debate which method is superoir 236,789 to concatanate all articles to date, and quote them to say "Me Too". 106,345 to quote the Me Toos and add "Me Too" 1 to propose new alt.change.lite.bulb newsgroup 89,345 to say this is just what alt.physic.cold_fusion was meant for 10,584 votes for alt.lite.bulb And the remaining 49754 ? They are the ones who tell you your math is wrong