Gates in Hell...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Thu, 17 Oct 1996 20:06:41 +0100


Hiya Loonies...

Here's another Bill Gates tale...sent to us by Shelley...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

Shortly after Bill Gates was killed in a freak accident, he found
himself in front of St. Peter.

"Bill," said St. Peter, "you've done a lot for the world, some good,
some not so good, like Windows95.  Since it's so tough to decide where
you should go, we'll let YOU decide."

Bill Gates agrees and asks to see Hell first.  

While looking at Hell, Bill sees sunny beaches, lavish meals, good wine,
and a wonderful tropical climate.  

"Wow!" Bill says, "If this is Hell, show me Heaven!"

Heaven, Bill notices, is full of angels floating by playing harps of
gold, but none of the excitement of Hell.

Bill thinks that Heaven is nice, but prefers Hell.

A couple of weeks later, St. Peter decides to see how Bill Gates is
doing down below.  

When he visits, Bill is chained to the wall enduring insufferable
torments.  

"St. Peter!" Bill cries, "This is terrible!  What happened to the sunny
beaches and great food?"

"Oh," replies St. Peter, "That was just a demo."