The Loony Bin
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Tue, 15 Oct 1996 22:51:33 +0100
Hiya People...
Sorry to those across the pond - some of you may not get the cricket
references here...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
PJ's wife was expecting their first and when the doctor told them that
she was going to have triplets, they were overjoyed. The big day arrived
and PJ's wife went into labour.
"It's going to be a long wait," the doctor said, "why don't you go home
and we'll call you when the time comes."
PJ took the doctor's advice, but he was concerned about his wife, so
every 30 minutes or so he would phone the hospital to find out how she
was doing.
By ten o'clock that night he was so used to dialling the same number
that he could almost phone the hospital blindfolded - or so he thought.
With a slip of the finger he reached not the hospital, but the recorded
voice of a cricket reporter.
"They're all out," the voice said, "it's one maiden, one no-ball, and
the last one's a duck."