The Loony Bin
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Thu, 10 Oct 1996 15:14:56 +0100
Hiya Folks...
With Halloween approaching, here's a cautionary tale for you...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
A married couple was invited to a Halloween party.
That night, as they were getting ready to go out, the wife said she had
developed a migraine headache and had to stay home. She told her
husband to go to the party without her.
"Don't let me spoil a good time for you," she said.
After further discussion, the husband put his costume on and went to the
party. The wife took some aspirin and went to bed.
After sleeping for a while, she woke feeling much better and decided to
go to the party and surprise her husband.
As she was getting ready, she thought to herself, "I wonder what my
husband really does when I'm not around."
She then got into a different costume, so her husband wouldn't recognize
her, and went to the party.
Getting there, she stood off to the side and watched.
There was her husband dancing with one girl after another and getting
very physical with them.
She decided to see just how far he would go. She went up to him and
started dancing with him, got very close and whispered that they should
go outside. Going to one of the cars, they made love.
Prior to the midnight unmasking, she left and went home to wait for her
husband to return so she could confront him.
He arrived home about 1:00 a.m. and climbed into bed.
She sat up and asked "Well, how was the party?"
He replied, "It was no fun without you honey."
She said, "I don't believe you. I bet you had lots of fun!"
He replied, "Really, Honey. When I got to the party, some of the guys
and I got bored and we went downstairs and played poker all night. But
you know, that guy I loaned my costume to had one hell of a great time."