The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
)
Wed, 2 Oct 1996 18:46:36 +0100
Hiya Loonies... Don't send me the answers...I don't want them... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx *************<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>************* *****<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>*****<bloodaxe@geocities.com>***** *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** Archive: http://eleceng.ukc.ac.uk/~pjw/loonies/ *** *** *** *******************Internet Goddess******************** **********************ANDROMEDA************************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- THE OFFICIAL SEX QUIZ A clitoris is a type of flower. True or False A pubic hair is a wild rabbit. True or False A vulva is an automobile from Sweden. True or False The term spread eagle is an extinct bird. True or False A fallopian tube is part of a television. True or False It is dangerous to have a wet dream under an electric blanket. True or False Copulation is sex between two policemen. True or False A phallus symbol is McDonalds Golden Arches. True or False A vagina is a medical term used to describe heart trouble. True or False A menstrual cycle has three wheels. True or False Fellatio is an Italian dagger. True or False A G-string is a weapon used by G-men. True or False Semen is a term used for sailors. True or False An anus is a Latin word denoting a period of time. True or False Testicles are found on an octopus. True or False Cunnilingus is a person who can speak four languages. True or False Asphalt is a medical term used to describe someone with rectal problems. True or False KOTEX is a radio station in Texas. True or False Masturbate is something used to catch big fish. True or False Coitus is a musical instrument. True or False Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke. True or False An umbilical cord is part of a parachute. True or False A condom is an apartment dweller. True or False