Sex quiz...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Wed, 2 Oct 1996 18:46:36 +0100


Hiya Loonies...

Don't send me the answers...I don't want them...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

                 THE OFFICIAL SEX QUIZ

A clitoris is a type of flower.                         True or False
A pubic hair is a wild rabbit.                          True or False
A vulva is an automobile from Sweden.                   True or False
The term spread eagle is an extinct bird.               True or False
A fallopian tube is part of a television.               True or False
It is dangerous to have a wet dream under
an electric blanket.                                    True or False
Copulation is sex between two policemen.                True or False
A phallus symbol is McDonalds Golden Arches.            True or False
A vagina is a medical term used to describe
heart trouble.                                          True or False
A menstrual cycle has three wheels.                     True or False
Fellatio is an Italian dagger.                          True or False
A G-string is a weapon used by G-men.                   True or False
Semen is a term used for sailors.                       True or False
An anus is a Latin word denoting a
period of time.                                         True or False
Testicles are found on an octopus.                      True or False
Cunnilingus is a person who can speak
four languages.                                         True or False
Asphalt is a medical term used to describe
someone with rectal problems.                           True or False
KOTEX is a radio station in Texas.                      True or False
Masturbate is something used to catch big fish.         True or False
Coitus is a musical instrument.                         True or False
Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke.                       True or False
An umbilical cord is part of a parachute.               True or False
A condom is an apartment dweller.                       True or False