The Loony Bin
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Mon, 23 Sep 1996 16:11:23 +0100
Hiya Folks...
Something from Alan...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their
horizons through sensory perception. She brought in a variety of
Lifesavers and said, "Children, I'd like you to close your eyes and
taste these."
The kids easily identified the taste of cherries, lemons and mint, but
when the teacher gave them honey-flavored lifesavers, all of the kids
were stumped.
"I'll give you a hint," said the teacher. "It's something your daddy and
mommy probably call each other all the time."
Instantly, one of the kids coughed his onto the floor and shouted, "Spit
'em out, guys, they're assholes!"