Another Engineer...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Fri, 13 Sep 1996 03:29:09 +0100


Hiya All...

Here's another engineer for you...from Chuck...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

  
An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was 
better to spend time with the wife or a mistress.
  
The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid 
foundation for an enduring relationship.
  
The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the 
passion and mystery he found there.
  
The engineer said, "I like both."
  
"Both?"
  
Engineer: "Yeah.  If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each 
assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the 
lab and get some work done."