The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
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Mon, 2 Sep 1996 16:44:19 +0100
Hiya Loonies... Here's another genie tale for you... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ************<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>************ *****<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>***<bloodaxe@geocities.com>***** *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** *** ******************Internet Goddess******************* *********************ANDROMEDA*********************** ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- This man is walking along a beach one day and finds an old lamp washed up on the shore. He takes it home and places it on the mantle, but doesn't give much thought. A few weeks later he looks at it and decides, what the heck, let's rub it and see what happens. Sure enough, a genie appears and immediately says, "Thank you, master, for freeing me from the lamp. In repayment I offer you three wishes." The man thinks for a while and says, "I really don't know what to wish for." The genie replies, "Wish for lots of money, that's what most people want in life." The man replies, "No, I have enough money; I don't need more." The genie says, "How about travel? I can take you to the far corners of the world in an instant." The man replies, "No, I've been to many places and I like it here." The genie says, "How about your sex life? How often to you have sex?" "Oh, about two times a week," is the man's reply. "I can make your sex life much more active than that," says the genie. "Gee," says the man, "I thought twice a week was pretty good for a priest in a town this small."