The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
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Thu, 29 Aug 1996 13:46:06 +0100
Hiya Folks... Here are some useful definitions of medical terms for you... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ************<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>************ *****<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>***<bloodaxe@geocities.com>***** *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** *** ******************Internet Goddess******************* *********************ANDROMEDA*********************** ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- MEDICAL TERMS * Adenoids - People from Outerspace * Impotent - Distinguished, well known * AIDS - Helpers * Inflammation - The rising cost of living * Anal - No Score * Labour Pain - Getting hurt at work * Artery - Study of Painting * Mammary Gland - Used for remembering things * Bacteria - Backdoor to a Cafeteria * Medical Staff - Doctor's Cane * Barium - What doctors do if treatment fails * Morbid - Higher Offer * Bowel - A letter like A-E-I-O-U * Nitrate - Cheaper than day rate * Caesarian Section - A district in Rome * Outpatient - Person who has fainted * Catheter - String Instrument * Placenta - Place in the middle * Cat Scan - Searching for Kitty * Pap Smear - Paternity Test * Cauterize - Made eye contact with her * Pelvis - Cousin of Elvis * Colon - Call upon a person * Post-Operative - Mail Carrier (Mailman) * Colic - A sheep dog * Prostate - Flat on your back * Congenital - Friendly * Recovery Room - Place to do Upholstery * D & C - Where the White House is * Rectum - Dang near killed 'em * Dilate - To live long * Rheumatic - Amorous * Enema - Not a friend * Secretion - Hiding something * Fester - Quicker * Seizure - Pick her up * Fibula - A small lie * Tablet - Small table * Genital - Non-Jewish * Terminal Illness - Getting sick at Airport * G I Series - Soldier Baseball * Tibia - Country in North Africa * Hangnail - Coat Hook * Tumour - Another two * High Coloni - Jewish Religious Holiday * Urine - Opposite of "You're out" * Hormone - Noise made by Prostitutes * Varicose Vein - Extremely fond of yourself