If men could fall pregnant...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Sun, 18 Aug 1996 18:38:07 +0100


Hiya All...

Things would be quite different if men became pregnant...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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                  IF MEN GOT PREGNANT...

- Maternity leave would last for two years...with full pay.

- There'd be a cure for stretch marks.

- Natural childbirth would become obsolete.

- Morning sickness would rank as the nation's number one health problem.

- All methods of birth control would be improved to 100 percent 
    effectiveness.

- Children would be kept in the hospital until they were toilet trained.

- Men would be EAGER to talk about commitment.

- They wouldn't think twins were quite so cute.

- Fathers would demand that their SONS be home from dates by 10:00pm.

- Men could use THEIR briefcases as diaper bags.

- They'd have to stop saying, "I'm afraid I'll drop him." 

- Paternity suits would be a line of clothes.

- They'd stay in bed for the entire nine months.

- Menus at most restaurants would list ice cream and pickles as an 
     entree.

- Women would rule the world!