The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
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Sun, 18 Aug 1996 18:38:07 +0100
Hiya All... Things would be quite different if men became pregnant... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ************<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>************ *****<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>***<bloodaxe@geocities.com>***** *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** *** ******************Internet Goddess******************* *********************ANDROMEDA*********************** ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- IF MEN GOT PREGNANT... - Maternity leave would last for two years...with full pay. - There'd be a cure for stretch marks. - Natural childbirth would become obsolete. - Morning sickness would rank as the nation's number one health problem. - All methods of birth control would be improved to 100 percent effectiveness. - Children would be kept in the hospital until they were toilet trained. - Men would be EAGER to talk about commitment. - They wouldn't think twins were quite so cute. - Fathers would demand that their SONS be home from dates by 10:00pm. - Men could use THEIR briefcases as diaper bags. - They'd have to stop saying, "I'm afraid I'll drop him." - Paternity suits would be a line of clothes. - They'd stay in bed for the entire nine months. - Menus at most restaurants would list ice cream and pickles as an entree. - Women would rule the world!