The Loony Bin
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Sat, 17 Aug 1996 16:21:08 +0100
Hiya Loonies...
Here's a cautionary tale about setting the time...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
Darlene was the telephone operator in the tiny town. Every single day
she would receive a call, requesting the exact time. Finally she asked
the caller why he did so.
"I have to know the correct time," he explained, "because I have to blow
the factory whistle right at noon."
Darlene was speechless for a moment and then said, "Oh my goodness.... I
always set my clock by your whistle!"