The Loony Bin
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Sat, 10 Aug 1996 08:24:49 +0100
Hiya People...
Here's a tale which might lead you to check which signs you sit near...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
A lady, about seven months pregnant, got onto a streetcar and sat down
upon which she noticed the man opposite her smiling. Feeling
humiliated, she changed her seat.
This time his smile turned into a grin, so she changed her seat again.
The man seemed more amused than ever, so again she moved, and
immediately the man burst into laughter.
Feeling highly insulted the woman complained to the conductor who had
the man arrested.
The case came up in court and the judge asked the man if he had anything
to say, whereupon the man replied:
"Well your honor, it was this way. When the lady got on the car I
could not help but notice her condition, which in itself did not amuse
me a bit, but when she sat down under a sign that read 'THE GOLD DUST
TWINS ARE COMING,' I had to smile."
"Then when she moved and sat down under another sign which read, 'SLOANS
LINIMENT WILL REDUCE THAT SWELLING,' I was forced to grin."
"Then she got up and moved under a sign that read 'WILLIAMS STICK DID
IT!' I thought that was about the limit."
"The final straw was when she got up again and moved under the sign
which read 'GOODYEAR RUBBER WOULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS ACCIDENT,' I just
lost control of myself!"