The Loony Bin
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Fri, 9 Aug 1996 02:23:16 +0100
Hiya Loonies...
Here's a tale about a cowboy ventriloquist and a farmer sent in by
Alan...make of it what you will...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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A Cowboy Ventriloquist is driving through southern Alberta, near
Calgary. when he spies a farmer sitting on a fence near some livestock.
He decides to stop for a chat.
Cowboy: Hey, cool dog. Mind if I speak to him?
Farmer: Dawg don't talk.
Cowboy: Hey dog, how's it going?
Dog: Doin all right.
Farmer: <extreme look of shock>
Cowboy: Is this your owner? <pointing at Farmer>
Dog: Yep.
Cowboy: How's he treat you?
Dog: Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food,
and takes me to the lake once a week to play.
Farmer: <look of utter disbelief>
Cowboy: Mind if I talk to your horse?
Farmer: Horse don't talk.
Cowboy: Hey horse, how's it going?
Horse: Cool.
Farmer: <more extreme look of shock>
Cowboy: Is this your owner? <pointing at Farmer>
Horse: Yep.
Cowboy: How's he treat you?
Horse: Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly,
grooms me often, and keeps me in the barn to protect me
from the elements.
Farmer: <total look of amazement>
Cowboy: Mind if I talk to your sheep?
Farmer: Sheep Lie!!