Cowboy Ventriloquist...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Fri, 9 Aug 1996 02:23:16 +0100


Hiya Loonies...

Here's a tale about a cowboy ventriloquist and a farmer sent in by
Alan...make of it what you will...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

A Cowboy Ventriloquist is driving through southern Alberta, near
Calgary. when he spies a farmer sitting on a fence near some livestock.
He decides to stop for a chat.
     
     Cowboy: Hey, cool dog.  Mind if I speak to him?

     Farmer: Dawg don't talk.

     Cowboy: Hey dog, how's it going?

     Dog:    Doin all right.

     Farmer: <extreme look of shock>

     Cowboy: Is this your owner? <pointing at Farmer>

     Dog:    Yep.

     Cowboy: How's he treat you?

     Dog:    Real good.  He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, 
             and takes me to the lake once a week to play.

     Farmer: <look of utter disbelief>

     Cowboy: Mind if I talk to your horse?

     Farmer: Horse don't talk.

     Cowboy: Hey horse, how's it going?

     Horse:  Cool.

     Farmer: <more extreme look of shock>

     Cowboy: Is this your owner? <pointing at Farmer>

     Horse:  Yep.

     Cowboy: How's he treat you?

     Horse:  Pretty good, thanks for asking.  He rides me regularly,
             grooms me often, and keeps me in the barn to protect me    
             from the elements.

     Farmer: <total look of amazement>

     Cowboy: Mind if I talk to your sheep?

     Farmer: Sheep Lie!!