The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
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Fri, 9 Aug 1996 02:23:16 +0100
Hiya Loonies... Here's a tale about a cowboy ventriloquist and a farmer sent in by Alan...make of it what you will... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ************<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>************ *****<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>***<bloodaxe@geocities.com>***** *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** *** ******************Internet Goddess******************* *********************ANDROMEDA*********************** ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- A Cowboy Ventriloquist is driving through southern Alberta, near Calgary. when he spies a farmer sitting on a fence near some livestock. He decides to stop for a chat. Cowboy: Hey, cool dog. Mind if I speak to him? Farmer: Dawg don't talk. Cowboy: Hey dog, how's it going? Dog: Doin all right. Farmer: <extreme look of shock> Cowboy: Is this your owner? <pointing at Farmer> Dog: Yep. Cowboy: How's he treat you? Dog: Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play. Farmer: <look of utter disbelief> Cowboy: Mind if I talk to your horse? Farmer: Horse don't talk. Cowboy: Hey horse, how's it going? Horse: Cool. Farmer: <more extreme look of shock> Cowboy: Is this your owner? <pointing at Farmer> Horse: Yep. Cowboy: How's he treat you? Horse: Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, grooms me often, and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements. Farmer: <total look of amazement> Cowboy: Mind if I talk to your sheep? Farmer: Sheep Lie!!