The Loony Bin
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Sun, 4 Aug 1996 02:39:13 +0100
Hiya People...
Here's a condom buying story for you...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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Three old women are walking down the street and it starts to rain.
After it stops they pull out their cigarettes but two of the ladies
cigarettes are soaking wet. They ask the third how she keeps hers dry.
She tells them she puts them in a condom.
The next day one of the ladies goes to the drug store and says:
"Gimmie a box of condoms".
The store clerk says "what size?"
She says "One big enough to fit a camel"!
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