Van and the Genie...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Wed, 31 Jul 1996 03:11:20 +0100


Hiya Loonies...

So what would you ask for if you were granted three wishes...???

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

Van bought an old paraffin lamp at a flea market and was polishing it up
when a Genie appeared granting him three wishes.

Extremely sceptical, Van asked for a beer.

POOF!
A frosty Castle appeared in front of him.
He drank it and realised it was genuine.  Now he was convinced.  For his
second wish, he wanted a Beer bottle that never ran out of beer.

POOF!
There it was, an ordinary looking Castle dumpy.  He tried it out -
poured it into a beer mug and drank it.  Poured another, and drank that
one too. After his fourth beer mug, he was convinced that the bottle
never ran out of beer.

"What will be your 3rd wish master?" asked the Genie.

"Hell man, this beer bottle that never runs out of beer is the best
thing I have ever seen in my life.  I would like another one."