The Loony Bin
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Thu, 25 Jul 1996 04:13:50 +0100
Hiya All...
Another example of the differences between heaven and hell...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
Fred and Hans die. Hans goes to heaven, Fred goes to hell.
Hans is cruising around heaven. Not much happening. It's just like a
glorified old age home, and wonders how his friend Fred is doing in
hell. So he leans off a cloud and takes a look.
Fred is sitting in hell with a beautiful busty blonde sitting on his
lap, and a beer in one hand!
Hans is pissed off he's in heaven.
So Hans checks old J.C coming along and says; "Hey, why is Fred sitting
in hell with a blonde on his lap and a beer in his hand, and I'm in
heaven with nothing?"
J.C says; "It ain't what it seems, the beer has a hole in the bottom of
it and the blonde doesn't!"