Why God never received a Ph.D...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Sun, 14 Jul 1996 02:32:56 +0100


Hiya Loonies...

Here's the list of reasons why God never got his PhD...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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             Why God never received a Ph.D.


1. He had only one major publication.
2. It was in Hebrew.
3. It had no references.
4. It wasn't even published in a refereed journal.
5. Some even doubt he wrote it by himself.
6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since 
        then?
7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.
8. The scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results.
9. He never applied to the ethics board for permission to use human 
        subjects.
10. When one experiment went awry he tried to cover it by drowning his 
        subjects.
11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the 
        sample.
12. He rarely came to class, just told students to read the book.
13. Some say he had his son teach the class.
14. He expelled his first two students for learning.
15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students 
        failed his tests.
16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.