The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
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Sat, 6 Jul 1996 12:33:04 +0100
Hiya Folks...
I have an annoying feeling I should be crediting someone with
this...Alan maybe...???
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
Late one night a burglar broke into a dark house that he thought was
empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly froze in his
tracks when he heard a loud voice say, "Jesus is watching you."
As silence returned to the house, he crept shakily forward. "Jesus is
watching you," the voice boomed again.
The burglar stopped dead again. He was frightened. Frantically he
looked all around. In a dark corner he spotted a birdcage. In the cage
was a parrot. He asked the parrot, "Was that you who said Jesus is
watching me?"
"Yes," said the bird. The burglar breathed a sigh of relief. Making
casual conversation, he asked the parrot, "What is your name?"
"Clarence," said the bird.
"That is a dumb name for a parrot," sneered the burglar. What idiot
named you Clarence?"
The parrot said, "The same idiot who named the pit-bull Jesus."
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