The Loony Bin
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Tue, 2 Jul 1996 12:22:52 +0100
Hiya Folks...
Here's another one of those tales that rather defies description...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
There's a guy who manages to get himself stuck in quicksand and he
can't get out.
After a while, when the quicksand is up to his knees, another guy comes
along, so the fellow in the quicksand calls "Hey buddy, you wanna give
me a hand outta here?"
The other guy says, "I'll do it only if you have sex with me".
The guy in the quicksand thinks and says, "No thanks man, I'm not that
desperate yet."
So a while later, when the quicksand is up to his waist, another guy
comes walking along. He asks him for some help out, and the other guy
says he'll do it only if he'll have sex with him.
He says, "Well, I am not that desperate yet so I'll just wait."
After a while, when the quicksand is up to his chin, he starts to panic
until he sees another man coming along. The guy in the quicksand says,
"Hey, help me outta here will ya? I'll even have sex with you."
The man walking pushes the guy's head in the quicksand with his foot and
says, "faggot!"