The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
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Fri, 28 Jun 1996 08:40:26 +0100
Hiya Loonies... Here's a conversation between two pirates... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ************<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>************ ******************<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>******************* *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** *** ******************Internet Goddess******************* *********************ANDROMEDA*********************** ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- Two pirates talking. One has a wooden leg, a hook for a hand, and an eye patch. "How'd you get that wooden leg, mate?" "Ay, it got bit off by a varmint shark." "How'd you get that metal hook?" "Lost er in a sword fight ... bastard cut off me bloody hand." "How'd you get that eye patch?" "Well, I was up in the crows nest and I looked up to spy this seagull. The damn thing crapped in me eye!" "Well, how'd THAT make you blind?" "Arr, it was the first day I had my hook!"