The Loony Bin
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Fri, 28 Jun 1996 08:40:26 +0100
Hiya Loonies...
Here's a conversation between two pirates...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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Two pirates talking. One has a wooden leg, a hook for a hand, and an eye
patch.
"How'd you get that wooden leg, mate?"
"Ay, it got bit off by a varmint shark."
"How'd you get that metal hook?"
"Lost er in a sword fight ... bastard cut off me bloody hand."
"How'd you get that eye patch?"
"Well, I was up in the crows nest and I looked up to spy this seagull.
The damn thing crapped in me eye!"
"Well, how'd THAT make you blind?"
"Arr, it was the first day I had my hook!"