The Loony Bin
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Thu, 27 Jun 1996 09:55:39 +0100
Hiya Guys & Gals...
We seem to be getting a lot of nuns at the moment...here's another
one...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
Two nuns ran out of petrol on the highway and flagged down a truck to
obtain some. The truck driver was more than willing to oblige them but
said that he didn't have a receptacle to use for the transfer.
"That's all right," said one of the nuns. "We do. Sister and I are
returning from a nursing assignment and there's a bedpan in our car."
So the truck driver siphoned out some gasoline and went on his way, and
the nuns embarked on the task of pouring it slowly and carefully into
the tank of their car to avoid spilling any of the precious liquid.
A passing motorist slowed down to see what the women were doing.
What he saw was two nuns pouring the contents of a bedpan into the tank
of their car.
"Christ!" he exclaimed to his companion. "That's what I call FAITH!"