The day St Peter rested...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Mon, 24 Jun 1996 08:22:16 +0100


Hiya People...

Here's another tale from the Pearly Gates...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

St Peter had been working overtime at the Pearly Gates and was
exhausted. Jesus came by and offered too stand in while St Peter had a
rest.

A very old and obviously lost old man came wandering by. Jesus asked if
he could assist him.

"I'm looking for my son" said the old man .

"Can you describe him?" asked Jesus. 

"Well, he has long hair and a hole through both hands" answered the old
man.

Jesus was taken aback, "Can you describe him further?"

"Well, he also has a hole through both feet" replied the old man.

Overjoyed Jesus threw out his arms and exclaimed "Father!  Father!"

The old man threw his arms around Jesus and cried "Pinnochio!
Pinnochio!"