The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
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Mon, 24 Jun 1996 08:22:16 +0100
Hiya People... Here's another tale from the Pearly Gates... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ************<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>************ ******************<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>******************* *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** *** ******************Internet Goddess******************* *********************ANDROMEDA*********************** ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- St Peter had been working overtime at the Pearly Gates and was exhausted. Jesus came by and offered too stand in while St Peter had a rest. A very old and obviously lost old man came wandering by. Jesus asked if he could assist him. "I'm looking for my son" said the old man . "Can you describe him?" asked Jesus. "Well, he has long hair and a hole through both hands" answered the old man. Jesus was taken aback, "Can you describe him further?" "Well, he also has a hole through both feet" replied the old man. Overjoyed Jesus threw out his arms and exclaimed "Father! Father!" The old man threw his arms around Jesus and cried "Pinnochio! Pinnochio!"