The Loony Bin
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Sun, 23 Jun 1996 10:48:41 +0100
Hiya Folks...
This one's for the girls...it's payback time...;-)
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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Dumb Man Jokes
Why are all dumb blonde jokes one liners?
So men can understand them.
What's the difference between Government Bonds and men?
Government Bonds mature.
What's a man's idea of helping with the housework?
Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than women?
When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.
What's the difference between a man and E.T.?
E.T. phoned home.
What did GOD say after he created man?
"I can do better than this."
How do men define a 50/50 relationship?
We cook/they eat; we clean/they dirty; we iron/they wrinkle.
What's the best way to force a man to do sit-ups?
Put the remote control between his toes.
How do men exercise at the beach?
By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?
A hot dog and a six-pack.
How are men like noodles?
They are always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.
Why is it good that there are female astronauts?
When the crew gets lost in space, at least the women will ask
directions.