The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
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Sat, 22 Jun 1996 11:31:02 +0100
Hiya Folks...
Here's another one of those tales for those who prefer their humour
without having to think about it...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
A guy decides to throw a costume party where everyone has to come
dressed as an emotion.
The doorbell rings, and standing at the door is a guy dressed from head
to toe in green, his face is also totally colored green.
"Ah, lemme guess, green with envy?", the host asks.
"Right!", the guest replies. "Hey, good one", says the host.
No sooner does the door close when the bell rings again. A young lady is
standing there totally clothed in a red costume.
"Guess what emotion I am!", she squeals.
"Red with anger?", is our host's guess.
"Absolutely correct!"
"Well, come on in and grab a beer, it'll calm ya down a bit..."
Everyone is havin' a ball when there's a big knock on the door. The host
opens the door to see 2 guys standing there, both of them completely
naked, one with his dick plunged into a big bowl of custard pudding, the
other has got his cock stuck all the way to the hilt into a large juicy
pear.
The host is stumped, "Uh.... lemme see, ummm, hmm. Well, uh, jeez guys,
I give up. What emotions are you supposed to be?"
The first guy yells, "I'm fuckin' dis custard!"
"And I'm deep in dis pear", sighs his buddy.