The Loony Bin
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Fri, 21 Jun 1996 08:35:41 +0100
Hiya All..
Here's a bit of a cowboy story for you...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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A cowboy rode into town and stopped at the saloon for a beer. When he
finished, he found his horse had been stolen. He walked back into the
bar and fired his gun through the ceiling,
"WHICH ONE OF YOU STOLE MY HOSS?" he yelled.
No one answered.
"ALRIGHT, I'M GONNA HAVE ANOTHA BEER, AND IF MY HOSS AIN'T OUTSIDE BY
THE TIME I FINNISH, I'M GONNA DO WHAT I DUN IN TEXAS!"
He had another beer, walked outside, and his horse is back.
He saddled-up and started to ride out of town. The bartender wandered
out of the bar and asked, "Say partner, what happened in Texas?"
The cowboy turned back and said, "I had to bloody walk home..."
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