The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
)
Wed, 12 Jun 1996 08:20:11 +0100
Hiya Loonies... Here's the curriculum for a seminar for the guys... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ************<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>************ ******************<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>******************* *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** *** ******************Internet Goddess******************* *********************ANDROMEDA*********************** ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- SEMINARS FOR MALES (This seminar will be presented by a woman) 1. Combating Stupidity 2. You, too, can do housework 3. PMS: Learn when to keep your mouth shut 4. How to fill an ice tray 5. We do not want sleazy underthings for Christmas - Give us money 6. Understanding the female response to your coming in drunk at 4:00 AM 7. Wonderful laundry techniques (formerly titled: "Don't wash my silks") 8. Parenting: No, it doesn't end with conception 9. Get a life - Learn to cook 10. How not to act like an asshole when you're obviously wrong 11. Spelling: Even you can get it right 12. Understanding your financial incompetence 13. You: The Weaker Sex 14. Reasons to give flowers 15. How to stay awake after sex 16. Why it is unacceptable to relieve yourself anywhere but the bathroom 17. Garbage: Getting it to the curb 18. You can fall asleep without "It" if you really try 19. The morning dilemma: If "It" is awake - take a shower 20. I'll wear it if I damn well please 21. How to put the toilet lid down (formerly titled: "No, it's not a bidet") 22. "The weekend" and "sports" are not synonymous 23. Give me a break: Why we know your excuses are bullshit 24. How to go shopping with your mate and not get lost 25. The remote control: Overcoming your dependency 26. Romanticism: Ideas other than sex 27. Helpful postural hints for couch potatoes 28. Mothers-in-law: They are people, too 29. Male bonding: Leaving your friends at home 30. You too can be a designated driver 31. Seeing the true you (formerly titled: "No, you don't look like Mel Gibson, especially when naked!") 32. Changing your underwear - It really works 33. The Attainable Goal - Omitting "TITS" from your vocabulary 34. Fluffing the blankets after flatulating is NOT necessary 35. Techniques for calling home Sign up Early, Class size is limited!