Seminar for Males...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Wed, 12 Jun 1996 08:20:11 +0100


Hiya Loonies...

Here's the curriculum for a seminar for the guys...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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                       SEMINARS FOR MALES

(This seminar will be presented by a woman)

1.  Combating Stupidity
2.  You, too, can do housework
3.  PMS: Learn when to keep your mouth shut
4.  How to fill an ice tray
5.  We do not want sleazy underthings for Christmas - Give us money
6.  Understanding the female response to your coming in drunk at 4:00 AM
7.  Wonderful laundry techniques (formerly titled: "Don't wash my 
        silks")
8.  Parenting: No, it doesn't end with conception
9.  Get a life - Learn to cook
10. How not to act like an asshole when you're obviously wrong
11. Spelling: Even you can get it right
12. Understanding your financial incompetence
13. You: The Weaker Sex
14. Reasons to give flowers
15. How to stay awake after sex
16. Why it is unacceptable to relieve yourself anywhere but the bathroom
17. Garbage: Getting it to the curb
18. You can fall asleep without "It" if you really try
19. The morning dilemma: If "It" is awake - take a shower
20. I'll wear it if I damn well please
21. How to put the toilet lid down (formerly titled: "No, it's not a
       bidet")
22. "The weekend" and "sports" are not synonymous
23. Give me a break: Why we know your excuses are bullshit
24. How to go shopping with your mate and not get lost
25. The remote control: Overcoming your dependency
26. Romanticism: Ideas other than sex
27. Helpful postural hints for couch potatoes
28. Mothers-in-law: They are people, too
29. Male bonding: Leaving your friends at home
30. You too can be a designated driver
31. Seeing the true you (formerly titled: "No, you don't look like Mel
       Gibson, especially when naked!")
32. Changing your underwear - It really works
33. The Attainable Goal - Omitting "TITS" from your vocabulary
34. Fluffing the blankets after flatulating is NOT necessary
35. Techniques for calling home

Sign up Early, Class size is limited!