Facts of life...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Mon, 10 Jun 1996 22:04:20 +0100


Hiya People...

Why not learn some of the facts of life...???

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

                       FACTS OF LIFE:
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Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill.
Check 3 friends. If they're OK, you're it.

Sex is not the answer.  Sex is the question.
"Yes" is the answer.

Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.

A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.

It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.

Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.

If you are given on open-book exam, you will forget your book.

COROLLARY:  If you are given a take-home test, you will forget where you
live.

The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody
appreciates how difficult it was.

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning
to others.

Roger's Law: You can't fall off the floor.

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the
average man can see better than he can think.

Paranoids are people, too;  they have their own problems. It's easy to
criticize, but if everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid, too.

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell and make you feel
happy to be on your way.

Clothes make the man.  Naked people have little or no influence on
society.

Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by moving from where you
left them to where you can't find them.

Law of Probability Dispersal:  Whatever it is that hits the fan will not
be evenly distributed.