Dumb Horse...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Mon, 10 Jun 1996 22:02:02 +0100


Hiya People...

Here's a bit of a tale about a cowboy and his horse...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy and bring him back to their camp to
meet the chief.

The chief says to the cowboy, "You going to die. But we sorry for you,
so give you one wish a day for three days. On sundown of third day, you
die. What is first wish?"
The cowboy says, "I want to see my horse."
The Indians get his horse. The cowboy grabs the horse's ear and whispers
something, then slaps the horse on the ass.

The horse takes off. Two hours later, it's back with a naked blonde. She
jumps off the horse and goes into the teepee with the cowboy. The
Indians look at each other, figuring, Typical white man--can only think
of one thing.

The second day, the chief says, "What your wish today?" Cowboy says, "I
want to see my horse again."
The Indians bring him his horse. The cowboy leans over to the horse and
whispers something in the horses ear, then slaps it on the ass. 

Two hours later, the horse comes back with a naked redhead. She gets off
and goes in the teepee with the cowboy.  The Indians shake their heads,
figuring, Typical white man--going to die tomorrow and only think of one
thing.

Last day comes, and the chief says, "This your last wish, white man.
What you want?"
Cowboy says, "I want to see my horse again."
The Indians bring him his horse. The cowboy grabs the horse by both
ears, twists them hard and yells, "Read my lips! Posse, goddamn it! 
P-O-S-S-E!