You want to take a day off?

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Sun, 9 Jun 1996 12:09:22 +0100


Hiya Loonies...

Here's a bit of something about taking a day off work...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

So, you want to take a day off.
Let's take a look at what you are asking for.

There are 365 days per year available for work.

There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have two days off per
week, leaving 261 days available for work.

Since you spend 16 hours each day away from work, you have used up 170
days, leaving only 91 days available.

You spend 30 minutes each day on coffee break, that accounts for 23 days
each year, leaving only 68 days available.

With a one hour lunch period each day, you have used up another 46 days,
leaving only 22 days available for work.

You normally spend 2 days per year on sick leave. This leaves only 20
days available for work.

We are off for 5 public holidays per year, so your available working
time is down to 15 days.

We generally give you 14 days vacation per year, which leaves only 1 day
available for work.

And you want to take that day off ?!!