Growing Tomatoes and Cucumbers...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Fri, 7 Jun 1996 08:41:33 +0100


Hiya Folks...

Here's some more cucumbers for you...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

Seems that there was a noted gardener who was famous for his wonderful
tomato plants.  As would happen, one day a young lady asked him his
secret for success.  He replied that each morning he went out to his
tomato plants with nothing on but a robe. He would stand in front of
them and flash them.  He suggested that she try his method.

A few weeks passed before they again met, and being the gentleman he
was, he inquired as to her success.  She replied that nothing had
happened to her tomato plants, but that he should come and see her
cucumbers!