Little Jose...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Sun, 2 Jun 1996 10:00:16 +0100


Hiya Loonies...

These seem to be going around at the moment...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

One day a teacher in Harlem was asking her young pupils to make up
sentences with a big word that she gave them. 

Thinking she would catch out little Jose (a particularly rude young 
boy), and shut him up once and for all, she asks him to make up a
sentence with the word dictate in it.

Jose looked puzzled for a second, but then gave this reply:
"Mary, did my dictate good last night when you blew me?"