Tasteless Value Jet Jokes...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Wed, 29 May 1996 08:36:34 +0100


Hiya People...

I told you I didn't think we'd seen the last of these...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


When it became obvious the plane would crash, the attendants were giving
last minute instructions. One nervous passenger asked, "How often do
these aircraft crash?"

The stewardess replied, "Only once."

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Did you hear ValuJet is increasing prices so that they can upkeep the
planes better?

They now charge an arm and a leg.

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What did one gator say to the other gator, after the 592 crash?

"Oh, that must be the new MacDonald-Douglas adult Valu-meal."

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What's the difference between ValuJet and the higher priced airlines?

On the full-service airlines you get a meal.
On ValuJet, you ARE the meal.

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What was the special meal on Flight 592?

Smoked salmon.

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What does ValuJet now serve as complimentary beverage on its flights?
Gatorade.

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The day after the crash, Valujet customers requesting a flight from
Miami were told that they were swamped.

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One Valujet customer asked them how much for a one-way flight from Miami
to the Everglades.