Rejected Twister Titles

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Sat, 25 May 1996 12:31:56 +0100


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    The Top 17 Rejected Titles for the Movie "Twister"


17. "Totally Gone With The Wind"

16. "Lift and Separate"

15. "Boys on the Side -- Of My Barn"

14. "Summer Film So Full of Special Effects We Couldn't Fit in the Plot"

13. "The Weather Channel: The Movie"

12. "Schindler's Twist"

11. "Field of Debris"

10. "Dead Man Flying"

 9. "I, Cumulus"

 8. "One House Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest"

 7. "The Splintered Bridges of Madison County"

 6. "Wizard of Oz II: The Search For Toto"

 5. "Killer Genuine Draft"

 4. "Four Weddings & A Funnel"

 3. "Indiana Jones and the Trailer Park of Doom"

 2. "A Funnel Thing Happened On The Way To The Farm"

...and the Number 1 Rejected Title for the Movie "Twister..."

 1. "Roofless in Seattle"

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