The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
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Fri, 17 May 1996 10:51:09 +0100
Hiya Loonies... Here's one from Chuck's pal Letitia... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx -- ************<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>************ ******************<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>******************* *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** *** ******************Internet Goddess******************* *********************ANDROMEDA*********************** ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- A very shy guy went into a bar and saw a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally went over to her and asked, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?" To which she responded by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!" Everyone in the bar was now staring at them. Naturally, the guy was hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinked back to his table. After a few minutes, the woman walked over to him and apologized. She smiled at him and said, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations." To which he responded, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean $200?"