Cloning of a Priest...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Sun, 12 May 1996 10:49:54 +0100


Hiya People...

This one is from Shelley's work and forwarded by Alan...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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The first Cloning of an Anglican Priest.

Reminds me of the experimental research they did a few years ago at
Berkeley on cloning.  The first successful clone was that of an Anglican
priest.  It was an ideal clone in almost every respect.  He made parish
visits, entertained all the children, attended all the various diocesan
meetings, allowing the real priest time to study and write ever more
wonderful sermons.

The only problem was the clone had a very foul mouth and constantly
embarrassed the original priest.

Finally, after repeated warnings, the real priest took his clone out for
a drive and a stern talking-to in the Berkeley Hills.  While there the
clone let loose with such a string of awfulness, the original, in a fit
of rage, pushed him off the edge of the cliff.

Just then a Highway Patrolman came around the bend, saw what was
happening and jumped out of his car to arrest the priest - for making an
obscene clone fall.