Things to think about...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Fri, 10 May 1996 03:21:50 +0100


Hiya People...

Here are some things to ponder...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

Be nice to your kids.  They will choose your nursing home.

3 kinds of people:  Those who can count and those who can't.

Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?

Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.

Every morning is the dawn of a new error . . .

For people who like peace and quiet:  a phoneless cord.

I can see clearly now, the brain is gone . . .

I used up all my sick days so I'm calling in dead.

There cannot be a crisis today; my schedule is already full.

I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.

If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

If things get any worse, I'll have to ask you to stop helping me.

It's not hard to meet expenses; they're everywhere.

Help Wanted:  Telepath.  You know where to apply.

Budget:  A method for going broke methodically.

Shin:  A device for finding furniture in the dark.

What has four legs and an arm?  A happy pit bull.

Does fuzzy logic tickle?

24 hours in a day . . . 24 beers in a case . . . coincidence?

Ultimate office automation:  networked coffee.