The Loony Bin
(
loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
)
Thu, 9 May 1996 15:28:25 +0100
Hiya Folks... It seems that Joke of the Day are following behind us now...several items which they have sent are things which you have already seen in one form or another... Further to the chorus of 'whines', 'aarrrggghhhs', 'groans' and 'whimpers' which followed the last lot of these, this is an update...I have removed the ones which you have already read... If you recognised yourself last time I don't think these will make you feel any better...:-) Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA -- ************<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>************ ******************<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>******************* *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** *** ******************Internet Goddess******************* *********************ANDROMEDA*********************** ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- You May Be an Engineer if... If your spouse sends you an e-mail instead of calling you to dinner. If you can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie. If you want an 8X CDROM for Christmas. If Dilbert is your hero. If your wrist watch has more computing power than a 486DX-50. If your idea of good interpersonal communication means getting the decimal point in the right place. If your ideal evening consists of fast-forwarding through the latest sci-fi movie looking for technical inaccuracies. If you don't even know where the cover to your personal computer is. If you own "Official Star Trek" anything. If you are currently gathering the components to build your own nuclear reactor. If you have never backed-up your hard drive. If you are aware that computers are actually only good for playing games, but are afraid to say it out loud. If you truly believe aliens are living among us. If you have ever saved the power cord from a broken appliance. If you have ever purchased an electronic appliance "as-is". If you see a good design and still have to change it. If the thought that a CD could refer to finance or music never enters your mind. If you own a set of itty-bitty screw drivers, but you don't remember where they are. If you know how to take the cover off of your computer, and what size screw driver to use. If you can't remember where you parked your car for the 3rd time this week. If you think that when people around you yawn, it's because they didn't get enough sleep. If your 4 basic food groups are: 1. Caffeine 2. Fat 3. Sugar 4. Chocolate.