The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
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Wed, 1 May 1996 10:58:02 +0100
Hiya folks... This one came from Chuckie...again... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA -- ************<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>************ ******************<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>******************* *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** *** ******************Internet Goddess******************* *********************ANDROMEDA*********************** ------- Forwarded message follows ------- This comes from Julie, a dear friend of mine, and a vet student... You know you're a Vet student when... - you get more sleep in class than at night. - distant relatives you don't know call you about their sick cow. - the majority of CHO in your diet comes from barley. - you use words like sphincter, defecation, flatulence and borborgymus in your everyday conversation. - for this reason you have lost a lot of non-Vet friends. - you named your cat "Melena". - you tell a mechanic that your car is producing an oily, viscous exudate from the cranial ventral aspect of the engine. - you go to any seminar offering free food/beer. - you correct a kid that cries about hitting his funny bone with, "no, kid, that's the ulnar nerve at the distal end of your humerus... - you wear your stethoscope on every date and use the line, it's ok, I'm a doctor..." - your pets hate you because of all those practice palpation sessions. Hamster horoscopes: Aries: Your cage is clean. Your diet is balanced. You'll die this week. Taurus: You'll have babies soon. They'll look like you. Eat them all. Leo: The little girl who owns you loves you more than anything. Bite her. Virgo: Your fur has never looked better. You'll be dead by tomorrow. Libra: You'll also be dead by tomorrow. Cancer: You're ugly and ill-looking. You'll live so long they'll eventually get bored and flush you down the toilet.