More of only slightly humerus...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Wed, 1 May 1996 10:58:02 +0100


Hiya folks...

This one came from Chuckie...again...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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This comes from Julie, a dear friend of mine, and a vet student...


        You know you're a Vet student when...

        - you get more sleep in class than at night.
        - distant relatives you don't know call you about their sick 
                cow.
        - the majority of CHO in your diet comes from barley.
        - you use words like sphincter, defecation, flatulence and 
                borborgymus in your everyday conversation.
        - for this reason you have lost a lot of non-Vet friends.
        - you named your cat "Melena".
        - you tell a mechanic that your car is producing an oily, 
                viscous exudate from the cranial ventral aspect of the 
                engine.
        - you go to any seminar offering free food/beer.
        - you correct a kid that cries about hitting his funny bone 
                with, "no, kid, that's the ulnar nerve at the distal end 
                of your humerus...
        - you wear your stethoscope on every date and use the line, it's 
                ok, I'm a doctor..."
        - your pets hate you because of all those practice palpation 
                sessions.



        Hamster horoscopes:

        Aries: Your cage is clean. Your diet is balanced. You'll die 
                        this week.
        Taurus: You'll have babies soon.  They'll look like you.  Eat 
                        them all.
        Leo: The little girl who owns you loves you more than anything.  
                        Bite her.
        Virgo: Your fur has never looked better.  You'll be dead by 
                        tomorrow.
        Libra: You'll also be dead by tomorrow.
        Cancer: You're ugly and ill-looking.  You'll live so long 
                        they'll eventually get bored and flush you down 
                        the toilet.