Entries from the "Duh" file... (fwd)

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Tue, 30 Apr 1996 18:01:52 +0100


Hiya people...

Here's another lot of Loony headlines from Alan...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA

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>From the Notebook pages of The New Republic 1995
     
     Study Finds Sex, Pregnancy Link
     Cornell Daily Sun, December 7, 1995
     
     Whatever Their motives, Moms Who Kill Kids still Shock Us 
     Holland Sentinal, date unknown.
     
     Survey Finds Dirtier Subways After Cleaning Jobs Were Cut 
     The New York Times, November 22
     
     Larger Kangaroos Leap Farther, Researchers Find 
     The Los Angeles Times, November 2
     
     'Light' meals are lower in fat, calories 
     Huntington Herald-Dispatch, November 30
     
     Alcohol ads promote drinking
     The Hartford Courant, November 18
     
     Malls try to attract shoppers
     The Baltimore Sun, October 22
     
     Official: Only rain will cure drought 
     The Herald-News, Westpost, Massachusetts
     
     Teen-age girls often have babies fathered by men 
     The Sunday Oregonian, September 24
     
     Low Wages Said Key to Poverty
     Newsday, July 11
     
     Man shoots neighbor with machete
     The Miami Herald, July 3
     
     Tomatoes come in big, little, medium sizes
     The Daily Progress, Charlottesville, Virginia, March 30
     
     Dirty-Air Cities Far Deadlier Than Clean Ones, Study Shows 
     The New York Times, March 10
     
     Man Run Over by Freight Train Dies
     The Los Angeles Times, March 2
     
     Scientists see quakes in L.A. future 
     The Oregonian, January 28
     
     Wachtler tells graduates that life in jail is demeaning 
     The Buffalo News, February 26
     
     Free Advice: Bundle up when out in the cold 
     Lexington Herald-Leader, January 26
     
     Prosecution paints O.J. as a wife-killer 
     Fort Lauderdale Sun-Sentinel, January 25
     
     Economist uses theory to explain economy 
     Collinsville Herald-Journal, February 8
     
     Bible church's focus is the Bible
     Saint Augustine Record, Florida, December 3, 1994
     
     Clinton pledges restraint in use of nuclear weapons 
     Cedar Rapids Gazette, April 6
     
     Discoveries: Older blacks have edge in longevity 
     The Chicago Tribune, March 5
     
     Court Rules Boxer Shorts Are Indeed Underwear 
     Journal of Commerce, April 20
     
     Biting nails can be sign of tenseness in a person 
     The Daily Gazette of Schenectady, New York, May 2
     
     Lack of brains hinders research
     The Columbus Dispatch, April 16
     
     Chick Accuses Some of Her Male Colleagues of Sexism 
     Accusing some of her male colleagues of sexism, Los
     Angeles Councilwoman Laura Chick lashed out at City Hall of Thursday 
     as [sic] the ''most sexist good-old-boys work environment that I've 
     ever been in.''...
     The Los Angeles Times, June 23
     
     Cement Supplies seen as adequate
     The Bangkok Post, January 28
     
     How we feel about ourselves is the core of self-esteem, says author 
     Louise Hart
     Boulder, Colorado, Sunday Camera, February 5
     
     Fish lurk in streams
     Rochester, New York, Democrat & Chronicle, January 29