The Loony Bin
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Fri, 26 Apr 1996 16:31:06 +0100
Hiya Loonies...
Here's a Whale joke from Alan...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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Two whales, a male and female, are swimming off the coast of Japan when the
male whale looks up and sees the whaling ship that killed his father five
years before. Excited at the opportunity to avenge his father's death, the
male whale says to the female "Let's go underneath the ship and blow air
through our blow holes. That ought to knock their boat over, and make them
think twice about killing innocent whales." The female whale agrees, and
the plan works perfectly.
Once the whaling ship has completely sunk, the male whale notices that most
of the sailors are making their way back to the shore by either swimming or
in lifeboats. Not willing to let them get away so easily, the male whale
yells "They're going to shore - Let's go gobble them up!" Just then, the
female whale becomes less cooperative: "Look", she says, "I agreed to the
blow job, but there is NO WAY I'm swallowing seamen!"