deep thought (fwd)

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Thu, 25 Apr 1996 21:58:52 +0100


Hiya People...

I think the big question is how long can Chuck avoid doing any
work...???...here's another one from him...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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> IDIONYMS

> ON METAPHYSICS
> Deja Fu: The feeling that somehow, somewhere, you've been kicked in 
> the head like this before.

> ON DEEP THOUGHTS
> A day without sunshine is like night. 

> ON PARADOX AND RETURN POLICIES
> There is a CD out entitled "The Worst of Jefferson Airplane".  If  you 
> buy this, take it home, play it, and enjoy it, should you take it back 
> and demand a refund?

> ON HIGHER EDUCATION
> College is a fountain of knowledge...and the students are there to 
> drink.

> ON MATHEMATICAL TRANSFORMS
> A polar bear is a rectangular bear after a coordinate transform. 

> ON YOUTH
> "Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not 
> true. I have the heart of a young boy -- in a jar on my desk."
>      -- Steven King, 3/8/90

> ON PROBLEM SOLVING
> When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to 
> resemble a nail.  -- Abraham Maslow

> ON MATERIALISM
> He who dies with the most toys, is, nonetheless, still dead. 

> ON RELIGIOUS PRACTICES
> Photons have mass?  I didn't know they were catholic! 

> ON INFINITY
> If you had everything, where would you keep it? 

> ON ECONOMICS
> The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity. 

> ON PUBLISHING OR PERISHING
> I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone 
> has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top.
>      -- English Professor, Ohio University 

> ON REVISIONIST HISTORY
> What was sliced bread the greatest thing since? 

> ON DATING
> When aiming for the common denominator, be prepared for the 
> occasional division by zero.

> ON LAMENTATION
> Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. 

> ON POETIC LOVE
> When you're swimmin' in the creek
> And an eel bites your cheek
> That's a moray!
>      -- Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers 

> ON MODERNISM
> Q: How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
> A: Two.  One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub 
> with brightly colored machine tools.

> ON MATERIAL SCIENCE
> Character density:  The number of very weird people in the office. 

> ON EXTINCTION
> Save the whales.  Collect the whole set. 

> ON LITERATURE
> This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly.  It should be thrown 
> with great force.  -- Dorothy Parker

> ON HUMILITY
> To err is human, to moo bovine.

> ON EXPLANATION OF THE END
> "... one of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, 
> lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of
> their C programs."  --  Robert Firth 

> ON PROPHECY
> The meek shall inherit the earth---they are too weak to refuse. 

> ON EXCUSES
> I can't complain, but sometimes I still do.  -- Joe Walsh 

> ON NUMBERS
> Grabel's Law:  2 is not equal to 3---not even for very large values of 
> 2.

> ON WORLD POLITICS
> Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock. 

> AND FINALLY, ON DRUGS AND DEVELOPMENT
> There are two major products to come out of Berkeley:  LSD and UNIX. 
> We don't believe this to be a coincidence.