The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
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Thu, 18 Apr 1996 23:25:17 +0100
Hiya People...
Something from a new contributor...Lim Huey Sing from Singapore (I
think) - thanks Huey.
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
ps LHS - How did you get on with importing those Word files? Get back
to me if you're still in trouble. I think I know what's going on.
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The Lighter side of Marriage
1. Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence (a life sentence!!!)
2. Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is
over, the strings are attached.
3. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an
institution for the blind
4. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelors
degree and the women gets her Masters.
5. Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a womans finger and two
under the mans eyes.
6. Marriage certificate is just another name for a work permit.
7. Marriage is not just having a wife but worries inherited forever.
8. Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "Rings": The
Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, Suffe-Ring and The End-Ring.
9. Married life is full of excitement and frustration:
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the THIRD year, they BOTH speak and the NEIGHBOUR listen.
10. It is true that love is blind, but marriage is definitely an
eye-opener.
11. getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with
your friends.....You order what you want, and when you see what the
other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
12. Its true: all men are born free and equal, but some of them get
married.
13. There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and
found himself married. A year later, he muttered something in his
sleep and found himself divorced.
14. A happy marriage is a matter of Gives and Takes: the husband
Gives and the wife Takes (???!!!)
15. there was a man who said, " I never knew what happiness was until
I got married.....and then it was too late !!!".
16. Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
17. They say that when a man holds a womans hand before marriage, it
is love; after marriage it is self-defence.
18. When a newly married man look happy, we know why. But when a
ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
19. There was this lover who told his love that he would go through
hell for her. They got married and now he is going through HELL!
20. Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?
Father: I dont know, son, Im still paying for it.
Son: Is it true, Dad, that I heard that in ancient China, a man
doesnt know his wife until he marries?
Father: that happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE.