The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
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Tue, 26 Mar 1996 03:21:19 +0000
Hiya folks...
I'm not sure this one is as funny as you deserve, but ours not to reason
why...:-)
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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>*******Japanese Joke***********
>Outside of a hotel in Manila, a Japanese tourist gets in a cab and
>tells the driver to drive him to the airport.
>On their way, a car zoomed by and the Japanese goes "Aaah Toyota, made
>in Japan...very faaast!". And then, another car zooms by and the
>Japanese goes "Aaah Nissan, made in Japan...very faaast!". And then,
>another car zooms by and the Japanese goes "Aaah Mitsubishi, made in
>Japan...very faaast!".
>By this time, the cabby is getting tired of his passenger's
>nationalistic pride. Upon arriving at the airport, the cabby tells his
>passenger "400 pesos please..". The Japanese goes "400 pesos? It's not
>that far from the hotel!!!". The cabby's reply "Aaah, taxi meter, made
>in Japan...very faaast!!"