More fun...

Andrea J Chee ( ajc6@ukc.ac.uk )
Tue, 27 Feb 1996 15:55:08 +0000 (GMT)


Hiya all...

There would appear to be a great deal of chain mail coming through at the 
moment...please feel to forward it to me for disposal...I can break 
things just by looking at them anyway, so what's a little bad luck...:-)

In the meantime, I hope the following story amuses you all...:-)

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
	xx

ps Len...hope that helps...:-)

NB...I retain the right to edit all contributions sent to the 
distribution list...:-)

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   ***   The world is full of Kings and Queens...       *** 
   ***   Who blind your eyes and steal your dreams...   ***
   ***          ...It's Heaven and Hell...              ***
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>A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday, and
>as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration, he
>decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note: romantic, but not too
>personal.
> 
>Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister, he went to Nordstrom and
>bought a pair of white gloves.  The sister purchased a pair of panties for
>herself.
>
>During the wrapping, the clerk mixed up the items and the sister got the
>gloves and the sweetheart got the panties.  Without checking the contents,
>the young man sealed the package and sent it to his sweetheart with the
>following note:
>
>"I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing
>any when we go out in the evening.  If it had not been for your sister, I
>would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but she wears short ones
>that are easier to remove.
> 
>"These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the
>pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were hardly
>soiled.  I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart.
>
>"I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt other
>hands will come in contact with them before I have a chance to see you
>again. "When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them
>away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing.
>
>"Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year. I hope
>you will wear them for me on Friday night.  All my love.
>
>"P.S.  The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing."
>
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>Jan Turner
>School of Applied Sciences X2667
>University of Wolverhampton (01902) 322138
>