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Shelley would appear to have solved her problems:-)

Therefore the following from <REEDER_S@COMSYS.DNET.SD36.SURREY.BC.CA>...

> 
> ---------- Forwarded message ----------
> Date: Mon, 29 Jan 1996 14:30:26 -0500 (EST)
> From: Alucard (Dr.) <sdavis2@oswego.oswego.edu>
> To: Debbie Beier <dbeier@cln.etc.bc.ca>
> __________________________________________
> 
> 
> Subject: Undocumented Windows Error Codes 
> 
> 
> 
> Recently the following undocumented error-codes were found. MicroSoft 
> forgot to explain them in the manuals, so they will be spread via the 
> internet:
> 
> 
> 
> WinErr: 001 Windows loaded - System in danger
> WinErr: 002 No Error - Yet
> WinErr: 003 Dynamic linking error - Your mistake is now in every file
> WinErr: 004 Erronious error - Nothing is wrong
> WinErr: 005 Multitasking attempted - System confused
> WinErr: 006 Malicious error - OS/2 found on drive
> WinErr: 007 System price error - Inadeqaute money spent on hardware
> WinErr: 008 Broken window - Watch out for glass fragments
> WinErr: 009 Horrible bug encountered - God knows what has happened
> WinErr: 00A Promotional literature overflow - Mailbox full
> WinErr: 00B Inadeqaute disk space - Free at least 50MB
> WinErr: 00C Memory hog error - More RAM needed. More! More! More!
> WinErr: 00D Window closed - Do not look outside
> WinErr: 00E Window open - Do not look inside
> WinErr: 00F Unexplained error - Please tell us how this happened
> WinErr: 010 Reserved for future mistakes by our developers
> WinErr: 011 Window open - Do not look outside
> WinErr: 012 Window closed - Do not look inside
> WinErr: 013 Unexpected error - Huh ?
> WinErr: 014 Keyboard locked - Try anything you can think of.
> WinErr: 018 Unrecoverable error - System has been destroyed. Buy a new one. 
> Old windows licence is not valid anymore.
> WinErr: 019 User error - Not our fault. Is Not! Is Not!
> WinErr: 01A Operating system overwritten - Please reinstall all your 
> software. We are terribly sorry.
> WinErr: 01B Illegal error - You are not allowed to get this error. Next 
> time you will get a penalty for that.
> WinErr: 01C Uncertainty error - Uncertainty may be inadeqaute.
> WinErr: 01D System crash - We are unable to figure out our own code.
> WinErr: 01E Timing error - Please wait. And wait. And wait. And wait.
> WinErr: 01F Reserved for future mistakes of our developers.
> WinErr: 020 Error recording error codes - Remaining errors will be lost.
> WinErr: 042 Virus error - A virus has been activated in a dos-box. The 
> virus, however, requires Windows. All tasks will automatically be closed 
> and the virus will be activated again.
> WinErr: 079 Mouse not found - A mouse driver has not been installed. Please 
> click the left mouse button to continue.
> WinErr: 103 Error buffer overflow - Too many errors encountered. Next 
> errors will not be displayed or recorded.
> WinErr: 678 This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another 
> game?
> WinErr: 683 Time out error - Operator fell asleep while waiting for the 
> system to complete boot procedure.
> WinErr: 815 Insufficient Memory - Only 50,312,583 Bytes available
> 
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